That's No Moon

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

33=60

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Baseball, more than any other sport, is a game that honors its numbers.  Fans memorize the back of trading cards and recite the record boo...
Friday, February 19, 2016

Playboy:Really, Truly Just for the Articles Now

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2016 has not been kind to our icons.  Several titans have passed since the turn of the calendar-David Bowie, Justice Scalia, Playboy magazin...
Wednesday, February 03, 2016

The Evolution of (my hatred for) Jaromir Jagr

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I have a confession to make. An admission that might confuse my hockey buddies.  Words so contrary  to anything I previously believed.   Wor...
Tuesday, February 02, 2016

Adam Levine is Destroying My Family.

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Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine is destroying my family.  A bold statement, to be sure, but consider the evidence.  My wife is infatuated with...
Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Follow the Nose! Ever Forward! 'Merica!

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Alright, America, I'll do it.  As Republican Primary turmoil inches toward back-room panic, a brokered nominating convention seems inc...
Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Of Bullies and Bomb Threats.

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Being a kid today seems like a good gig.  Vaccines ward off disease, technology advances at light speed, yogurt comes in a tube that require...
Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Ziggy and Me

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Last week, I solicited Facebook friends for writing ideas.  I was subsequently challenged, based on the fact that I don't seriously list...
Thursday, December 31, 2015

Thank You, JJ Abrams.

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Nerd Alert: Now that the movie has been out for two weeks, I think it is safe to deliver my official, way too long Star Wars thoughts/review...
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Monday, December 28, 2015

The Stocking Suffers

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Working in retail certainly has its ups and downs. One of the bright sides is having an unusual, flexible schedule that sometimes makes thin...
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Tuesday, December 01, 2015

Don't Get Run Over By A Reindeer

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Can you feel it?  I can.  It started as a little wisp in the back of my mind.  Then it grew bigger and heavier; now it presses down on my sh...
Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Immigration Nation

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Following the terror attacks in Paris, a friend and I engaged in a long chat about the ramifications in this country.  Specifically, we disc...
Wednesday, November 04, 2015

Stall Tactics

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"I am calm!", she screamed at me, tears streaming down her red face.  Clearly my seven-year-old and I have different definitions o...
Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Stop and Smell the Eclipse

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So, how about that supermoon, eh? I know it was over hyped and your news feed was jammed with blurry cell phone photos of glowing white orbs...
Friday, September 25, 2015

Vapid Vapers Voraciously Vaping

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I am normally easygoing when it comes to people's hobbies.  After all, we all geek out about different things.  You play Dungeons and Dr...
Friday, September 11, 2015

In Tyler We Trust

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Trust is a tricky notion.  In interpersonal relationships, for example, trust is essential to success.  It is an investment that must be ear...
Tuesday, September 01, 2015

September 1st:Expanding Rosters, Shrinking Pennant Hopes

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Though they have provided little evidence throughout the season they are more than a .500 ball club, the Orioles' sweep of Oakland a cou...
Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Gary Bettman Sucks

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The internet has been dominated recently by stories of East Coast shark attacks and arguments about gay marriage .  Can we please turn our a...
Monday, June 29, 2015

Marriage Is So Gay

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Boy, the internet pisses me off sometimes.  Friday, in the wake of the Supreme Court decision on gay marriage and the terror attacks in Tuni...
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Saturday, June 20, 2015

Happy Father's Day

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From Clark Griswold to Ray Barone, from Fred Flintstone  to Homer Simpson, dads are often portrayed as bumbling idiots.  Even though it is a...
Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Dispatches from the Armpit of New Jersey

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This past weekend, The Wife surprised me by secretly securing me some days off from work so we could take a mini vacation. Awesome, right? T...
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