That's No Moon

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Hold Your Nose, Life's a Gas

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Like most children, my daughter Grace is a study in contrast.  She likes to dress up like a princess, yet enjoys running, jumping, climbing ...
Tuesday, March 29, 2016

"You play hockey? On ice?"

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Humans mark milestones as a way to honor the past, to pause for reflection.  Not all anniversaries deserve fanfare; some pass with barely...
Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Indiana Jones and the Grab for Cash

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Far be it from me to tell Steven Spielberg how to shoot his new Indiana Jones movie, but if he asked my advice I would start with the follow...

The Myth of Donny Dangerously

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I admit it. I was waaaaay wrong about Donald Trump's staying power.  I thought he was a showman on a lark that would be bored by now.  I...
Wednesday, March 09, 2016

Of Politicians, Buffoons, & Jerks

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America, we need to talk.  There is a great divide in this country that needs healing.  Opinions are strong, tensions are high.  Conversat...
Wednesday, March 02, 2016

Let's Go Caps!

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I really considered not writing this post. In fact, I probably shouldn't.  By doing so I may anger my friends and alter the course of hi...
Wednesday, February 24, 2016

33=60

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Baseball, more than any other sport, is a game that honors its numbers.  Fans memorize the back of trading cards and recite the record boo...
Friday, February 19, 2016

Playboy:Really, Truly Just for the Articles Now

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2016 has not been kind to our icons.  Several titans have passed since the turn of the calendar-David Bowie, Justice Scalia, Playboy magazin...
Wednesday, February 03, 2016

The Evolution of (my hatred for) Jaromir Jagr

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I have a confession to make. An admission that might confuse my hockey buddies.  Words so contrary  to anything I previously believed.   Wor...
Tuesday, February 02, 2016

Adam Levine is Destroying My Family.

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Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine is destroying my family.  A bold statement, to be sure, but consider the evidence.  My wife is infatuated with...
Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Follow the Nose! Ever Forward! 'Merica!

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Alright, America, I'll do it.  As Republican Primary turmoil inches toward back-room panic, a brokered nominating convention seems inc...
Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Of Bullies and Bomb Threats.

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Being a kid today seems like a good gig.  Vaccines ward off disease, technology advances at light speed, yogurt comes in a tube that require...
Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Ziggy and Me

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Last week, I solicited Facebook friends for writing ideas.  I was subsequently challenged, based on the fact that I don't seriously list...
Thursday, December 31, 2015

Thank You, JJ Abrams.

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Nerd Alert: Now that the movie has been out for two weeks, I think it is safe to deliver my official, way too long Star Wars thoughts/review...
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Monday, December 28, 2015

The Stocking Suffers

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Working in retail certainly has its ups and downs. One of the bright sides is having an unusual, flexible schedule that sometimes makes thin...
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Tuesday, December 01, 2015

Don't Get Run Over By A Reindeer

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Can you feel it?  I can.  It started as a little wisp in the back of my mind.  Then it grew bigger and heavier; now it presses down on my sh...
Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Immigration Nation

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Following the terror attacks in Paris, a friend and I engaged in a long chat about the ramifications in this country.  Specifically, we disc...
Wednesday, November 04, 2015

Stall Tactics

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"I am calm!", she screamed at me, tears streaming down her red face.  Clearly my seven-year-old and I have different definitions o...
Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Stop and Smell the Eclipse

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So, how about that supermoon, eh? I know it was over hyped and your news feed was jammed with blurry cell phone photos of glowing white orbs...
Friday, September 25, 2015

Vapid Vapers Voraciously Vaping

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I am normally easygoing when it comes to people's hobbies.  After all, we all geek out about different things.  You play Dungeons and Dr...
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I am the 1978 American League MVP and former Ambassador to Chile currently working the mighty Mississippi as a tugboat captain. Based on a true story.
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