That's No Moon

Tuesday, November 01, 2016

Why Not?

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One week. It is closing time, and America, in all her beer goggled glory is taking somebody home. Unfortunately, this one night stand last...
Saturday, October 08, 2016

I'm Too Sexy For This Oval Office.

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At first, I thought there was no way Donald Trump would make it to March, let alone November. Next, I thought he, like every politician, w...
Thursday, September 22, 2016

The Last Charge of the Orange Brigade

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A week ago, coming off a series victory in Boston, the Orioles opened an eleven game homestand only one game behind the Sox in the race fo...
Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Dance Party

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I recently stumbled upon a  2014 Washington Post article detailing how Hillary Clinton has not driven a car since 1996.   It seems unlike...
Wednesday, September 14, 2016

I'm Not Amused

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Remember, America, you have another choice this November.  I'm your man.  And I'm my own man.  There's no body double here.  I...
Tuesday, August 30, 2016

America v. The Black Quarterback

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I LOVE AMERICA!  THERE IS NO PLACE I WOULD RATHER LIVE!  I AM GRATEFUL TO OUR VETERANS!  I STAND, WITH HAND OVER HEART, DURING THE NATIONA...
Sunday, August 21, 2016

Supplies!

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The looming specter has arrived.  It's Decision Time.  Choices we make in the coming days will provoke arguments and turn family membe...
Thursday, July 28, 2016

Wasted

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You know what really gets me fired up?  When I'm told my vote will be wasted if I cast it for Candidate X or Y.  I am happy to debate,...
Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Girl Power

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Recently, after watching a bunch of Comic-Con movie trailers, my wife, Amanda, confided she might be turning into a nerd. This news was ba...
Wednesday, July 20, 2016

B Smart, America.

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This week's Republican National Convention has reminded me that watching political conventions on television is a bit like having dinn...
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Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Not Yet a Yogi, But Plenty of Boo Boos

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For the last two years, meditation has been one of my tools to combat my anxiety disorder.  It helps me relax, get out of my head when I n...
Friday, July 08, 2016

Endurance Race

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There's somethin' wrong with the world today I don't know what it is Something's wrong with our eyes We're seein'...
Thursday, June 23, 2016

The Shit Happens Doctrine

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Nearly two weeks after the Pulse nightclub massacre, I still don't know what to write.  I am unsure of exactly what I want to say or h...
Wednesday, June 08, 2016

Droning on and on...

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I spent part of my Memorial Day taking my daughter, Grace, to War Memorial services honoring local servicemen killed in the line of duty. ...
Friday, June 03, 2016

Vampire Weekend

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It is usually not a good thing when your wife, very early in the morning, calls up to you from the kitchen asking you to, "Please com...
Wednesday, June 01, 2016

The Enemy Among Us

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Friends, we are in danger.  Dark forces assemble at the gates.  The enemy looms above, threatening to overshadow all that is good.  An ene...
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Wednesday, May 18, 2016

PG-Parental Guidance Suggested

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Internet, I am going to let you in on a secret.  Most of us working in retail management did not aspire to these great heights, it just sort...
Friday, May 13, 2016

Dad Plaid

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This may come as a shock to you, but I have never been considered stylish.  Mostly because I don't care to be considered stylish, espe...
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