Every once in a while I'll hear a person's name that sounds funny or weird or cool or so weird that it's cool. I'll say to my wife or co-worker "Man, I wish my name was _____." Well, tonight I heard a new one that I like. If it didn't already belong to a Redskins player I'd wish my name was - Buck Ortega.
Hey, hows about Clyde McBride...you can confide in Clde McBride.
ReplyDeleteI've always wanted to change my name to Dicky Cochenbaugh,thats pronounced Cock-n-ball.
There was a jazz guitarist named Sonny Sharock, I always thought that was a good one.
I wish my name was Maximus. It would be a lot to live up to, but maybe a bit of a challenge too.
ReplyDeleteWait a second, in the middle of all the excitement over all the names I wish I was, I forgot one of the best ALL-TIME wish-you-had-it names...OGIE OGLETHORPE!
ReplyDeleteThere is Dorsey, Dorsey, Dorsey...
ReplyDeleteDick Trickle... no, scratch that one.
Pete Peeters?
Rosey Grier?
How about: Manute...
and then there is Tippy Martinez...
Odebe McDowell (I'm sure that one is spelled wrong)
Dwayne, don't call me Wayne, Wade...
Mervin... wait, uh oh, excuse me... gotta go... I'll be right back...
Of course, this one is already claimed:
Ka Powell!!!!
Storm Davis...
ReplyDeleteBougner!
Howard Johnson...
Bruno Samartino...
Tiki Barber...
M-M-M-Mookie!!
Boutros Boutros Hailey
Rob, you forgot...
ReplyDeleteGorilla Monsoon
Inigo Montoya
Lak Sivrak
Dancin' Anson Carter
Nigel Tuffnal...gotta include Gorilla Monsoon.
Gordon Schumway
ReplyDeleteKoko B. Ware
Profesor Tanaka (not kidding, he was Sub Zero in The Running Man, look it up)
Denver Pyle
Rob great pull with the late great Gorilla. I can almost here him now "...Andre with the haymaker in the corner."
JORDI!!!!
Coco Crisp
ReplyDeleteMilton Bradley
Marv Gomez... the Leather Man
Tim McCracken
Tony Twist
Scott 'the Pink Cat' Walker