Tuesday, February 06, 2007

What They Left Out of the Brochure.


COME TO SPACE CAMP 2007 AND TRAIN LIKE YOUR ASTRONAUT HEROES!

Learn incredibly important life skills such as:

Driving fast enough to beat a commercial flight from Houston to Orlando.

Knowing what items (pepper spray!, a mallet!, rubber tubing?) you'll need to subdue and kidnap a romantic rival!

Constructing disguises so you won't be recognized by co-workers.

Gotta go? No problem, put on an adult diaper and soil yourself all the way to Florida.

Disclaimer: One thing you won't learn-How crazy is too crazy.

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1 comment:

  1. Anonymous3:04 PM

    It was almost as if she had set out to script a Lifetime channel movie.....weird...very veird.

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