Posting these pictures to make you other scruffy-looking nerf herders feel better about your playoff beards. There is no way any of the rest of you have anything worse than this mess. You should not be able to play connect the dots on a beard that is two weeks old. Do they sell Rogaine for faces? Yet, I embrace the challenge and vow to forge on. It's actually been fun to watch people shake their heads as I explain the art of the playoff beard and our particular challenge.
Speaking of the playoffs, who the hell do I root for in the Sabres-Rangers series? Rangers-long time Patrick Division rivals, Jagirl, annoying goal celebration song. Sabres- newer rival,Briere, "concept art" logo, Lindy Ruff. What a dick that Ruff is. Still angry about a late penalty that his team had to kill off, Ruff threw stuff and yelled at the officials after the game was over. Your team just went up 2-0, let it go.
wow the black and white really makes you look like a criminal..have you seen chris's? man i think im actually in second behind timmons!!
ReplyDeleteWhy you stuck-up, SCRUFFY-looking, nerf-herder!
ReplyDeleteRuff is a dick i know, cause they give dick coaches the Jack Adams Award 2 yrs in a row.
ReplyDeleteRuff is a good coach, but he's also the leagues biggest f-ing cry-baby. He always goes all ape-shit and his face gets all red. He looks like somebody from that movie Scanners, I keep expecting to see his head explode. Ruff is a douche. I hope to God that they never even make it to the finals.
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