After hearing that Michael Chertoff had a "gut feeling" that Bin Laden's boys will attack this summer That's No Moon did a little digging and found that Chertoff had actually leaked part of Homeland Security's new terror threat level chart. I am now able to reveal the new system in its entirety. From lowest threat assessment level to highest:
Chertoff "Heard from a Guy"
Chertoff "Has a Gut Feeling"
Chertoff "Has Goosebumps"
Chertoff "Has the Willies"
Chertoff "Wants His Mommy"
which level is represented by that look he's giving Bush? yech.
ReplyDeleteI think that look signals that the alert level is rising in his pants.
ReplyDeleteHe's flippin' scary looking. Put a purple hood over him and he looks like Skeletor! I had a flyer from the Jehovah's Witnesses stuck in my door the other day that said the Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse were on the ride and I think I believe them, here's Death! I wonder if his ride to work is a pale horse?
ReplyDeleteHe is looking rather...lovingly at the Commander-in-Chief isn't he. I think he may be sending out a warning of a possible ICGB attack. An ICGM is of course an Inter-Continental-Gristle-Missle.
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