That's No Moon

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Czar Me!

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Put me in Coach, I'm ready to play!  Mr. President, I volunteer to be America's Ebola Czar.  I know you've got a guy, but instea...
Thursday, October 16, 2014

2014 > ALCS

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 The Orioles 2014 season may have ended with thud, but that does not erase what was a terrific season.  It was easy to fall in love with th...

Delmon Young's Game Winning Double From A Block Away

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Post by Beth Rolnick .
Monday, October 06, 2014

Orange You Glad You Got Tickets?

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Last Friday, through good fortune and the generosity of my cousin, I scored free tickets to Game Two of the American League Divisional Serie...
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Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Kindergarten Cop

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It is always cool when your kid jumps out of bed in the morning merrily singing "Today is a special day!" over and over again.  It...
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Wednesday, September 17, 2014

School Time

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During these first two weeks of my daughter Grace being in kindergarten I have made a discovery.  Not a huge Columbus-bumping-into-the-New-...
Friday, July 11, 2014

All That Glitters Is Not Gold.

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One of the great joys of parenting a young child is that your house will always be filled with "art".  Refrigerator doors full of ...
Friday, May 23, 2014

Embrace the 99%

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The other morning was one of those mornings.  We woke up to a giant hairball and pool of foamy cat vomit strewn across the kitchen floor.  T...
Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Something's Fishy.

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In the age of helicopter parents abolishing little league scoreboards and pleading with teachers to change grades, somtimes I get funny look...
Wednesday, May 07, 2014

Gateway Rub

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Men, I want to tell you a cautionary tale so that you may learn from my experience.  I recently visited a new establishment, a kind of place...
Thursday, February 20, 2014

Step Away From The Candy Bar...

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I should have known better.  Tuesday, I found myself with a sweet tooth, so I went rummaging through Grace's Valentine's candy stash...
Thursday, February 13, 2014

Today Is The Day

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Arise from your slumber, Shake off your long winter's nap, Feel the warmth on your face, Reach for your cap. Gather your friends in...
Thursday, March 14, 2013

A Fan's Lament

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Aside from an occasional movie review haiku, I don't dabble in poetry because, well, I'm a lackluster poet.  But this hockey season ...
Wednesday, March 06, 2013

Phony Phather

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We have a winner.  The award for Most Unrealistic Dad of the Year goes to.... Subaru Car wash Dad.   You've seen SuperDad haven't yo...
Friday, March 01, 2013

Two Years Too Many.

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Sometimes it feels like two days.  Sometimes, sadly, it feels like twenty years.  It doesn't really matter how long it has been because ...
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Sunday, February 10, 2013

Movie Review Haiku: Hit and Run

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Love a good car chase, Characters make it better, Funny little ride
Saturday, February 09, 2013

Ovie, We're Not In Kansas (Or the Playoffs) Anymore.

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After struggling for days to organize my thoughts regarding the Washington Capitals dismal start, I realized that I didn't need to strug...
Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Do You Really Need That Bazooka?

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We spend our bedtimes telling our young children there are no such things as monsters.  I only wish that sentiment were true.  Whether twist...
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Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Giving Thanks.

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To the ridiculous couple that brought their one year-old child to the theater to watch "Skyfall", I say: Thank you. Thank you fo...
Wednesday, October 03, 2012

O-R-I-O-L-E-S!

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I have rooted for the Dallas Cowboys since I was a little boy and during the winter I eat, sleep, and breathe Washington Capitals hockey, bu...
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