That's No Moon

I just finished reading Paul Reickhoff's "Chasing Ghosts" and I suggest anyone interested in the Iraq War and the state of our...

I have concluded that doing our grocery shopping at Wal-Mart is what it must be like to visit a prostitute. You know you shouldn't do it...

Hi, Ted Leonsis? The Major Indoor Lacrosse League called and they want their jerseys back. The Caps revealed their new sweaters tonight and ...

Great news Orioles fans-with the dismissal of manager Sam Perlozzo all of the team's flaws are repaired. Now that he is not burdened wit...

I'm not usually one to indulge in tabloid "news", but I'm pretty sure that Julia Roberts gave birth to Tiger Woods' ba...

After reviewing the ratings for Saturday's NHL Finals Game 3 on NBC I've determined that St4rbux, Killer and I may have been the onl...

Is there any way that this photo is real? My big honker smells a hoax. I'm not the most informed guy around, but shouldn't I have he...

If anyone in my new header pic has any objections to being on the web in such prominent fashion let me know (via comment or e-mail) and I...

Apparently, Donald Trump is out of the TV business and into the steak business. Maybe not as absurd as I first thought, he does own restaura...

Good News, CHiPs season one is available on DVD. I hope they include that episode when Ponch and John rescue the trapped motorist from the c...

I don't care if I'm one of three people who watched it, I thoroughly enjoyed tonight's Game 6 of the Western Conference Finals. ...

While I'm sure there are plenty, I've yet to find an author who can top Chuck Palahniuk for creating nutty, fucked up worlds which I...

I think this car dealer ad spoof is older, but I just found it on Don and Mike's website. It is pretty funny, just don't watch it wi...

I am trying to decide who is stealing more money this summer, Roger Clemens or the producers of Spiderman 3 ? Why does Hollywood want to tur...

Has anyone else grown tired of all these kids with wheels in their sneakers? These innocent looking shoes, concealing wheels, that in an in...

Posting these pictures to make you other scruffy-looking nerf herders feel better about your playoff beards. There is no way any of the rest...

I neither possess, nor desire to possess, a green thumb. My landscaping consists of the bare minimum of mowing and trimming the weeds. I onc...

So I have entered into this deal with Killer and Roberto to not shave our "playoff" beards until someone hoists the Stanley Cup i...

So I haven't posted in a while, laying out for a bit while real life has taken center stage. My grandfather's passing and a large w...

This may be old news, but I first read it in today's Washington Post: The Caps will be returning to red, white and blue uniforms startin...