That's No Moon

Traveling with my daughter Grace is what I imagine it would be like hanging out with Charlie Sheen, minus the hookers and blow.  Nobody slee...

Of course he did.  Of course Joel Ward took a "terrible" (his word) penalty that led to the Rangers tying Monday night's game ...

On a whim the other day Amanda submitted Grace's photo to a Gap casting contest.  Normally we're not into those sorts of things, but...

"Have you been in the Germ Tent yet?  If not, you've got to check it out.  It's terrific."    This is how Grace and I were...

I was going to do a Capitals' playoff breakdown, but, really, what is there to know?  The Caps are as puzzling as the enduring success o...

I learned a valuable lesson yesterday-always make the three-year-old pick up her own toys.  This is not a noble lesson borne of the need to ...

As any parent of a three-year-old knows, any venture out of the house requires a constant interrogation -"Do you have to go to the pott...

For weeks, my friends and I have spent way too much time attempting to figure out what exactly is wrong with the Washington Capitals.  We...

F*@k you, Santa Claus! Shouting this phrase in anger is surely the way to the Naughty List. However, in my defense, it was shouted not aft...

Yesterday, I gave the eulogy at my father's funeral, a task I don't wish upon anyone. I suppose I had previously pondered what that ...

For whatever reasons, perhaps getting older or maybe deciding what lessons I can teach my kid, I've been thinking a bit about knowledge ...

It is not easy being a fan of the Washington Capitals. I've previously described it being similar to drinking until you're wearing ...

I have been reluctant to take Grace to the toddler play area at the mall, however, I have recently been outvoted by, well, everyone else who...

If you had tickets for two round trip rides in a time machine, where would you go? For the sake of the experiment, exclude visiting friends...

Perhaps I was bleary-eyed because I was shopping late at night. Perhaps the Wal-mart freezer door was fogged with condensation. Whatever the...

I don't make it a habit to know what others are doing in public restrooms; I'm a silently stare at the wall above the urinal kind of...

I'm not generally in favor of euthanasia, however, I think it is time the Super Bowl Halftime Spectacular be put out of its misery. Like...

After spending months helping maintain the kid's book department, I should have known better. Maybe, just maybe, it would be best to pre...

With the expansion of cable "news" and the explosion of reality TV, it comes as no surprise that there are more humps than ever on...

Had to see how bad, Knowing is half the battle, Won't waste time again.