That's No Moon

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Stop and Smell the Eclipse

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So, how about that supermoon, eh? I know it was over hyped and your news feed was jammed with blurry cell phone photos of glowing white orbs...
Friday, September 25, 2015

Vapid Vapers Voraciously Vaping

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I am normally easygoing when it comes to people's hobbies.  After all, we all geek out about different things.  You play Dungeons and Dr...
Friday, September 11, 2015

In Tyler We Trust

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Trust is a tricky notion.  In interpersonal relationships, for example, trust is essential to success.  It is an investment that must be ear...
Tuesday, September 01, 2015

September 1st:Expanding Rosters, Shrinking Pennant Hopes

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Though they have provided little evidence throughout the season they are more than a .500 ball club, the Orioles' sweep of Oakland a cou...
Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Gary Bettman Sucks

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The internet has been dominated recently by stories of East Coast shark attacks and arguments about gay marriage .  Can we please turn our a...
Monday, June 29, 2015

Marriage Is So Gay

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Boy, the internet pisses me off sometimes.  Friday, in the wake of the Supreme Court decision on gay marriage and the terror attacks in Tuni...
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Saturday, June 20, 2015

Happy Father's Day

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From Clark Griswold to Ray Barone, from Fred Flintstone  to Homer Simpson, dads are often portrayed as bumbling idiots.  Even though it is a...
Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Dispatches from the Armpit of New Jersey

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This past weekend, The Wife surprised me by secretly securing me some days off from work so we could take a mini vacation. Awesome, right? T...
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Sunday, June 07, 2015

You Can Dance If You Wanna

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Ah, Dance Recital Day.  Witness the pageantry, the artistry, the cloud of hairspray and glitter .  A day where a year of sacrificed Tuesday ...
Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Neither Strong Guy Nor Fat Guy, He Was The Genius.

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Many years ago, I stupidly suggested my parents watch Pulp Fiction .  When they were done with the viewing my dad called me and asked, ...
Thursday, May 14, 2015

Cap-sized! Rangers Flip Series, Sink Washington In Seven

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I want you to try something.  Call a buddy over, you are going to need some help.  Stand with your feet shoulder-width apart.  Now ask your ...
Friday, May 08, 2015

Who You Gonna Call?

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Well, here we are.  The place any team would love to be. The place any fan base would love to be.  The Washington Capitals are one win from ...
Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Charm City?

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I will never suffer the indignity of being pulled over for Driving While Black.  I have never lived in a neighborhood that fears a police pr...
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Monday, April 27, 2015

Game Seven:The Two Most Exciting Words In Sports

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Bring it in Caps Fans.   Huddle up.   You guys out there on the ledge-climb back in the window.   You over there muttering, “Here we go...
Thursday, April 16, 2015

Wow Me.

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Okay, I admit it.  As I've gotten older I have become a little jaded.  I think we all do as we age.  I suppose we develop a "I'...
Tuesday, April 14, 2015

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

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Forecasting the unpredictable NHL postseason is a bit like having dandruff- people think you are weird and you are often left scratching you...

Hardware Wars

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Behold and bear witness to one man's valiant attempt to win both Husband of the Year and Father of the Year in the same day.  Ignore for...
Tuesday, February 24, 2015

A Rivalry Renewed

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You're right Pittsburgh media outlets , Alex Ovechkin is a monster.  A menace to society. Deport his sorry ass for the blatant act of ...
Sunday, January 25, 2015

The Elf Has Left The Building.

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Despite my previous run-ins with Santa , I still love the magic of Christmas.  I do, however, despise lying to my kid to perpetuate the magi...
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