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Friday, March 16, 2018

Uncle Don Wants You!

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I am not often shy about sharing personal details here, ( my post about urine collection  for example), and today is no different.  I was ...
Friday, March 02, 2018

That Ain't Lemonade.

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There are worse things you can hear your doctor say than, "Get him the jug." Things like "Scalpel" and "Grab ...
Tuesday, January 02, 2018

In-vest-ment Strategy

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Ah, the holiday season. A time to pause for reflection and self-examination. To ask myself important questions. How's life? Am I doing...
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Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Please pick up your official White House souvenir smallpox blanket on the way out.

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I was asked Monday what I thought of Donald Trump's Navajo Code Talker gaffe. My holiday retail work schedule kept from piecing toget...
Wednesday, November 08, 2017

2020 Vision

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Happy Anniversary!  On this day last year, Drunk America staggered from the voting booth, covered in Cheeto dust and remorse, to make the ...
Wednesday, October 04, 2017

Opening Night Mailbag

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As Navin Johnson might say, were he a National Hockey League fan, "The new hockey season is here, the new hockey season is here!" ...
Monday, October 02, 2017

Help, My Daughter Loves DUDE PERFECT!

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My eight-year-old daughter, Grace, recently discovered the rabbit hole known as YouTube.  My wife and I let her access the kid's versi...
Friday, September 15, 2017

The Summer of Uno

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I love my kid.  I love hanging out with her.  We play outside, we hit the beach, and we go to ball games.  We bake, we cook, and we paint ...
Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Crap!

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This past Saturday, Amanda, Grace, and I hit Ocean City for a fun night on the beach and boardwalk.  An impromptu farewell to summer.  O...
Wednesday, July 12, 2017

No, Emmet, Everything Isn't Awesome At The Lego Store

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Sometimes common sense prevails, and sometimes there's this story.  Last week,  a mother in upstate New York was arrested for leaving ...
Sunday, July 09, 2017

Doing The Wave

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There is something perfect about catching the ideal bodysurfing ride.  No board, no flippers, just you and the ocean.  You temporarily ced...
Wednesday, July 05, 2017

Dear Fireworks: It's Not You, It's Me

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To me, one of the great challenges of getting older, is finding the magic in things.  I probably say "Awesome" ten times a day, ...
Saturday, July 01, 2017

I've Had Dumber Ideas

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I have an idea that's a little nutty.  A plan that could save the Washington Capitals.  Before I share it, may I remind you of the fam...
Tuesday, June 27, 2017

LGBTQFF?

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I'd like to think I am somewhat of an expert on French fries. I've eaten thousands.  I've cooked them both for business and pl...
Friday, June 09, 2017

Cleavage Coverage

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Ocean City, Maryland has a problem.  A problem town officials may want to nip in the bud before they rack up mounds of trouble.  I say pro...
Wednesday, June 07, 2017

Clang, clang, on the boards, Baby!

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When news broke yesterday that 3-on-3 basketball might be an Olympic sport in 2020 , my mind began to wander.  I was flooded with wistfu...
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Thursday, June 01, 2017

Ride of the Midnight Tweeter

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"Thank you, Mr. President," said the butler as he closed the executive bedroom  door behind him after delivering his third, and ...
Thursday, May 11, 2017

Waiting to Exhale

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Made wary and weary by thirty years of playoff frustration, most Washington Capital fans I know spent Wednesday waiting to exhale.  Would ...
Thursday, April 27, 2017

If not now, when?

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I have been ruminating for days on a Caps/Pens blog post.  With so much history, much of it lopsided, there are not many fresh angles to t...
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I am the 1978 American League MVP and former Ambassador to Chile currently working the mighty Mississippi as a tugboat captain. Based on a true story.
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