That's No Moon

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Something in the Air

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  I could tell something was different as soon as I walked outside. I don't know how you measure it, maybe the Hormone and Stup...
Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Fly Nemo Fly!

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Last Saturday, Grace and I were having a rad father-daughter hang out day while Amanda worked.  After we buzzed the Dunkin' Donuts drive...
Monday, August 20, 2012

News Flash: Zoos Are Smelly, Water Is Wet and Tomatoes Taste Tomato-ey

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Everything is bigger in Texas, especially the nerve of Jennelle Carrillo.  This mental giant is suing the Dallas Cowboys  because she  sever...
Wednesday, August 08, 2012

The Top Ten Reasons My Wife Is Absolutely Awesome

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It's unlikely I could successfully pen a romantic sonnet.  No one wants to listen to any love song that I might compose.  I don't ha...
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Friday, June 29, 2012

Haulin' Oates.

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I think I have finally figured out the method to Capitals GM George McPhee's madness.  Picking Adam Oates as his fifth straight head coa...
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Sunday, June 24, 2012

We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat.

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It started out as another fine beach day in Ocean City, Maryland.  We lucked into free on-street parking two spots from the sand, unexpected...
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Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Hey, you got your bacon in my chocolate. No, you got your chocolate on my bacon.

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This past weekend, thanks to my awesome aunt, I found a new snack treat - Chocolate Covered Bacon.  I'm not sure why it took me so long ...
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Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Traveling With A Three-Year-Old. Or How I Ended Up Wearing Ladies' Deodorant.

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Traveling with my daughter Grace is what I imagine it would be like hanging out with Charlie Sheen, minus the hookers and blow.  Nobody slee...
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Tuesday, May 08, 2012

Just Another Day At The Office For Caps Fans

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Of course he did.  Of course Joel Ward took a "terrible" (his word) penalty that led to the Rangers tying Monday night's game ...
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Sunday, May 06, 2012

I'm Over the Overstuffing.

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On a whim the other day Amanda submitted Grace's photo to a Gap casting contest.  Normally we're not into those sorts of things, but...
Monday, April 16, 2012

Enemy of the Germophobe #3 - Myself

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"Have you been in the Germ Tent yet?  If not, you've got to check it out.  It's terrific."    This is how Grace and I were...
Thursday, April 12, 2012

They Can't Blow It Every Year, Right? Right?

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I was going to do a Capitals' playoff breakdown, but, really, what is there to know?  The Caps are as puzzling as the enduring success o...
Saturday, March 31, 2012

Bryan Hailey and the Pop of Doom

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I learned a valuable lesson yesterday-always make the three-year-old pick up her own toys.  This is not a noble lesson borne of the need to ...
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Friday, March 16, 2012

Yellow Rain

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As any parent of a three-year-old knows, any venture out of the house requires a constant interrogation -"Do you have to go to the pott...
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Tuesday, March 13, 2012

The Meek May Inherit the Earth, But They Won't Win the Cup.

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For weeks, my friends and I have spent way too much time attempting to figure out what exactly is wrong with the Washington Capitals.  We...
Sunday, December 25, 2011

F*@k You, Santa Claus!

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F*@k you, Santa Claus! Shouting this phrase in anger is surely the way to the Naughty List. However, in my defense, it was shouted not aft...
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Sunday, March 06, 2011

Worst Saturday Ever.

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Yesterday, I gave the eulogy at my father's funeral, a task I don't wish upon anyone. I suppose I had previously pondered what that ...
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Sunday, February 13, 2011

"That's a Man, Baby"

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For whatever reasons, perhaps getting older or maybe deciding what lessons I can teach my kid, I've been thinking a bit about knowledge ...
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Thursday, February 03, 2011

Here We Go Again

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It is not easy being a fan of the Washington Capitals. I've previously described it being similar to drinking until you're wearing ...
Thursday, March 11, 2010

Mall Toddler Play Area:Enemy of the Paranoid Father

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I have been reluctant to take Grace to the toddler play area at the mall, however, I have recently been outvoted by, well, everyone else who...
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