That's No Moon

Aside from an occasional movie review haiku, I don't dabble in poetry because, well, I'm a lackluster poet.  But this hockey season ...

We have a winner.  The award for Most Unrealistic Dad of the Year goes to.... Subaru Car wash Dad.   You've seen SuperDad haven't yo...

Sometimes it feels like two days.  Sometimes, sadly, it feels like twenty years.  It doesn't really matter how long it has been because ...

Love a good car chase, Characters make it better, Funny little ride

After struggling for days to organize my thoughts regarding the Washington Capitals dismal start, I realized that I didn't need to strug...

We spend our bedtimes telling our young children there are no such things as monsters.  I only wish that sentiment were true.  Whether twist...

To the ridiculous couple that brought their one year-old child to the theater to watch "Skyfall", I say: Thank you. Thank you fo...

I have rooted for the Dallas Cowboys since I was a little boy and during the winter I eat, sleep, and breathe Washington Capitals hockey, bu...

Dear Gary Bettman, You sir, are an idiot.  I'm sorry.  That's no way to start a letter.  And if my daughter heard me say that she...

What's the difference between 37 and 100?  Not much in my neighborhood, at least as it pertains to age.  To my college age neighbors I l...

I know of a couple new people who are checking out my page (Which basically doubles my readership. Thanks guys!) so I thought I'd link t...

  I could tell something was different as soon as I walked outside. I don't know how you measure it, maybe the Hormone and Stup...

Last Saturday, Grace and I were having a rad father-daughter hang out day while Amanda worked.  After we buzzed the Dunkin' Donuts drive...

Everything is bigger in Texas, especially the nerve of Jennelle Carrillo.  This mental giant is suing the Dallas Cowboys  because she  sever...

It's unlikely I could successfully pen a romantic sonnet.  No one wants to listen to any love song that I might compose.  I don't ha...

I think I have finally figured out the method to Capitals GM George McPhee's madness.  Picking Adam Oates as his fifth straight head coa...

It started out as another fine beach day in Ocean City, Maryland.  We lucked into free on-street parking two spots from the sand, unexpected...

This past weekend, thanks to my awesome aunt, I found a new snack treat - Chocolate Covered Bacon.  I'm not sure why it took me so long ...

Traveling with my daughter Grace is what I imagine it would be like hanging out with Charlie Sheen, minus the hookers and blow.  Nobody slee...

Of course he did.  Of course Joel Ward took a "terrible" (his word) penalty that led to the Rangers tying Monday night's game ...