That's No Moon

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Neither Strong Guy Nor Fat Guy, He Was The Genius.

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Many years ago, I stupidly suggested my parents watch Pulp Fiction .  When they were done with the viewing my dad called me and asked, ...
Thursday, May 14, 2015

Cap-sized! Rangers Flip Series, Sink Washington In Seven

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I want you to try something.  Call a buddy over, you are going to need some help.  Stand with your feet shoulder-width apart.  Now ask your ...
Friday, May 08, 2015

Who You Gonna Call?

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Well, here we are.  The place any team would love to be. The place any fan base would love to be.  The Washington Capitals are one win from ...
Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Charm City?

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I will never suffer the indignity of being pulled over for Driving While Black.  I have never lived in a neighborhood that fears a police pr...
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Monday, April 27, 2015

Game Seven:The Two Most Exciting Words In Sports

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Bring it in Caps Fans.   Huddle up.   You guys out there on the ledge-climb back in the window.   You over there muttering, “Here we go...
Thursday, April 16, 2015

Wow Me.

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Okay, I admit it.  As I've gotten older I have become a little jaded.  I think we all do as we age.  I suppose we develop a "I'...
Tuesday, April 14, 2015

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

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Forecasting the unpredictable NHL postseason is a bit like having dandruff- people think you are weird and you are often left scratching you...

Hardware Wars

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Behold and bear witness to one man's valiant attempt to win both Husband of the Year and Father of the Year in the same day.  Ignore for...
Tuesday, February 24, 2015

A Rivalry Renewed

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You're right Pittsburgh media outlets , Alex Ovechkin is a monster.  A menace to society. Deport his sorry ass for the blatant act of ...
Sunday, January 25, 2015

The Elf Has Left The Building.

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Despite my previous run-ins with Santa , I still love the magic of Christmas.  I do, however, despise lying to my kid to perpetuate the magi...
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Friday, November 07, 2014

Bantha Fodder

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Disney made movie news yesterday by revealing the official title of Star Wars Episode VII.  I'm not sure what to think about the title, ...
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Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Czar Me!

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Put me in Coach, I'm ready to play!  Mr. President, I volunteer to be America's Ebola Czar.  I know you've got a guy, but instea...
Thursday, October 16, 2014

2014 > ALCS

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 The Orioles 2014 season may have ended with thud, but that does not erase what was a terrific season.  It was easy to fall in love with th...

Delmon Young's Game Winning Double From A Block Away

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Post by Beth Rolnick .
Monday, October 06, 2014

Orange You Glad You Got Tickets?

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Last Friday, through good fortune and the generosity of my cousin, I scored free tickets to Game Two of the American League Divisional Serie...
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Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Kindergarten Cop

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It is always cool when your kid jumps out of bed in the morning merrily singing "Today is a special day!" over and over again.  It...
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Wednesday, September 17, 2014

School Time

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During these first two weeks of my daughter Grace being in kindergarten I have made a discovery.  Not a huge Columbus-bumping-into-the-New-...
Friday, July 11, 2014

All That Glitters Is Not Gold.

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One of the great joys of parenting a young child is that your house will always be filled with "art".  Refrigerator doors full of ...
Friday, May 23, 2014

Embrace the 99%

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The other morning was one of those mornings.  We woke up to a giant hairball and pool of foamy cat vomit strewn across the kitchen floor.  T...
Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Something's Fishy.

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In the age of helicopter parents abolishing little league scoreboards and pleading with teachers to change grades, somtimes I get funny look...
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I am the 1978 American League MVP and former Ambassador to Chile currently working the mighty Mississippi as a tugboat captain. Based on a true story.
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