I was cracking myself up this morning reliving some old memories on this, the 11th anniversary of one of the best and worst nights of my life. For those that were there-you're welcome for what are likely life-long memories. For those that weren't- I won't give you the gruesome details, but I will share a few life lessons learned that night.
#1- Nickel Draft Night + 21st Birthday = Bad News (In the form of Gastrointestinal Disaster)
#2- If you do choose to combine Nickel Draft Night and your 21st Birthday, don't eat the nachos.
#3- Ten people smoking cheap cigars just to piss off the patrons of a crowded bar, that's funny. (Although, this is probably now illegal in the state of Maryland. Bummer.)
#4- If you can no longer feel your fingers and toes, stop drinking. Unless another stranger buys you yet another birthday shot.
#5-It is perfectly acceptable, if after puking in public, to have your friends shove you out the bar's back door and into a waiting car Secret Service-style.
"Killer I think I need to go to the ba- bleech..."
5 comments:
#6 - Ask the DD to drive just a little slower please... even though the car is in park.
#7 - shaves....
#8 - Nickel drafts + 21st Birthday + Three Wise Men (or was 4 Horseman?)= Woooooo!!!
btw Happy B-day B!
rob you beat me to it!!!
#8 oriental people are kinder than americans when a man is vomiting
#9 - do have the DD drive your car, so when you puke out the window and down the side of it you will have the shame of cleaning it up the next day.
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