Aside from an occasional movie review haiku, I don't dabble in poetry because, well, I'm a lackluster poet. But this hockey season will do strange things to a man. Therefore, dear reader, I give you-
A Fan's Lament
What a joyous day it would have been,
A day to wistfully wonder why,
To whisper thanks to the hockey gods in the sky.
What a joyous day it would have been,
No longer challenging a player's mettle or pedigree,
Less questioning of a coach's wisdom or philosophy.
What a joyous day it would have been,
No more trades to ponder,
Not another playoff lead to squander.
What a joyous day it would have been,
Putting Milbury's critiques to rest,
No longer shamed to don a team's woeful crest.
What a joyous day it would have been,
Spared looking up at every rival,
Relieved of anticipating a squad's revival.
What a joyous day it would have been,
An outcome so unforeseen,
Freed from hurling insults at a shimmering screen.
Oh, what a joyous day it would have been,
If only it were real,
The day Gary Bettman said, "With the players, we will reach no deal."
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