Because I have a little too much time on my hands I decided to write a short scene in which the entire dialogue consists of subject lines from my email inbox. Finally, a use for spam.
Setting-Any street corner:
"Hi, friend."
"Yo."
"Want to be a hero in bed?"
"It is finally time."
"Looking for medications?"
Shrugs shoulders. "Don't know where to buy pills."
"It is no wonder your girlfriend is very angry. Are you ready?"
"Dear sir, I am interested in it."
"It is fully guaranteed to make you shoot more and more."
Incredulously: "Feet?"
"It is possible today with excellent formula." Hands him pill bottle.
"Is this it?"
Nods knowingly. "Buy it now and this night will be the best of your life."
3 comments:
Wow H. H., your inbox is a lot more exciting than mine. Would this have anything to do with the acrobatic sex mentioned in an earlier blog? A.D.
omfg, HI-larious! this is the best use of spam that i've ever seen :-D
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