COME TO SPACE CAMP 2007 AND TRAIN LIKE YOUR ASTRONAUT HEROES!
Learn incredibly important life skills such as:
Driving fast enough to beat a commercial flight from Houston to Orlando.
Knowing what items (pepper spray!, a mallet!, rubber tubing?) you'll need to subdue and kidnap a romantic rival!
Constructing disguises so you won't be recognized by co-workers.
Gotta go? No problem, put on an adult diaper and soil yourself all the way to Florida.
Disclaimer: One thing you won't learn-How crazy is too crazy.
Call 1-800-NASA-NUT to sign up today.
Learn incredibly important life skills such as:
Driving fast enough to beat a commercial flight from Houston to Orlando.
Knowing what items (pepper spray!, a mallet!, rubber tubing?) you'll need to subdue and kidnap a romantic rival!
Constructing disguises so you won't be recognized by co-workers.
Gotta go? No problem, put on an adult diaper and soil yourself all the way to Florida.
Disclaimer: One thing you won't learn-How crazy is too crazy.
Call 1-800-NASA-NUT to sign up today.
1 comment:
It was almost as if she had set out to script a Lifetime channel movie.....weird...very veird.
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