Welcome.

I know of a couple new people who are checking out my page (Which basically doubles my readership. Thanks guys!) so I thought I'd link to some of my favorite posts to help them catch up.  A Greatest Hits album, if you will.  If by greatest I mean least boring and by hits I mean posts people have told me they enjoyed.  The posts range from my thoughts on my disdain for Coldstone Creamery, ethnic profiling ,my never ending battle with lawn tools, grocery shopping with an infant, my raging germophobia, filthy bowling alleys, cursing at Santa, why you should visit the potty before visiting the playground, traveling with a three-year-old, and condoms in the ocean.